No pen, no ink, no table, no room, no time, no quiet, no inclination.
Hi I'm Candace.
Now I’m ready to leave California and head to see the other half of the DIY Lesbians in New Jersey!
Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.
… I’m a girl
We’re both girls
oh my god
i’m fucking adorable
FUCK GUYYS ITS HAPPENIGN
I CANT BELIEVE THIS AHHHHH
why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce
IT IS!!! I’m glad you got it :D I’ve thought about changing my URL before but im too attached to it now
I’ve been watching hgtv shows all day and now I’m so fuckin pumped to renovate the heck out of a house
when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath